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Robert's Pretend Family

Once upon a time sometime last month about 500 miles north of everywhere a man his wife and his four kids lived in a cabin. They lived a happy life,had a great family relationship. One day Robert (the father) went into a dance club in the woods and met a magic monkey. Robert kept walking toward the dance club trying to ignore the monkey, but his attempts failed. " Hey pal come here" said the monkey. As Robert came closer to the monkey he noticed the monkey had his facial features. " Hey you little freak, what kind of monkey are you" shouted Robert. Suddenly the monkey jumped up and bit Robert on the chin. " Ow. why you little....." exclaimed a furiouse Robert. Robert then got up and ran home. But when Robert got home he screamed at the top of his lungs, sitting on the table being petted by his wife was the monkey smiling right at him. " Look at our new monkey said his wife, I just got him today." said his wife. " So how was the dance clu